Happy Hump Day!
Butt lovers keep it simple. Butt lovers don't ask for much in life.
All we want is peace, happiness and a big ole' booty in our face. And really, peace and happiness come with the booty so just a big ole' booty would be 100% fine.
The Buttress Pillow, the only people in the United States authorized to sell butts legally by the government and IRS, knows this. We are bringing the booty because what else is there to bring?
We don't sell windows because if we had a nice butt, we would be fine living in a cave.
We don't sell clothing or toothpaste or 1000 other things because butts... they're just on a whole 'nother LEVEL. And we want to be on that level. We want to look past all the image, the pomp and frills and at a nice, soft, curvaceous butt.
Sometimes it's not easy to ignore all of that. Sometimes we do need to buy some clothes and toothpaste before having a nice butt to sleep on. Sometimes we need to care about the proprieties in life as a stepping stone to have a nice butt around.
But on some days, when we don't want to deal with all that and we wanna just chill, that's where we got your back... and your butt.
With 69% of the peace, happiness and comfort of butts and none of the rest. And you'll be able to have it forever, on those days, you just want to lay on a big ole' booty.
Butts for all,
Team Buttress
PS: ALMOST OUT OF STOCK!! Grab yours before they run out.
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