Why Are We Sleeping on Rectangles? Find Out Here! – TBP

Happy Hump Day! 🎉

It’s 2025, and we’re still sleeping on flat, boring rectangles? 🤯 WTF, humanity! Sleep is supposed to be restorative and enjoyable, yet here we are, settling for the blandest shapes imaginable.

Enter The Buttress Pillow:

✅ Shaped like a big, soft, and beautiful butt

✅ Premium all natural foam for an endorphin-producing feel

✅ Ergonomically designed for every sleep position

✅ Soft, supportive, and an astonishingly butt-like feel

✅ Comes with a silky yoga pant cover for ultimate coziness

We’re not just flipping the pillow game—we’re revolutionizing your bedtime. Say goodbye to the tyranny of rectangles and hello to the blissful feeling of a beautiful butt. 🍑

Butts for all,

Team Buttress