Happy Hump Day! š
Across time, cultures, and civilizations, one thing has remained universally adoredāthe beauty of theĀ butt.Ā From ancient sculptures to modern-day memes, butts have captivated hearts, inspired art, and even healed souls (donāt quote us, but weāre pretty sure).
And letās be honestāif more people trulyĀ appreciated butts openly, the world would be aĀ kinder, softer, and happierĀ place. It doesn't take a genius, a philosopher, or a wise sage to understand:Ā a nice butt is worth protecting no matter what color, nationality, religion or any other petty thing that divides us.
So thisĀ Hump Day, letās embrace the the love of butts proudly. Letās spread love, not war. Letās cuddle up to the soft, supportive, and blissful feeling of aĀ beautiful butt-shaped pillow.
Stay cheeky, stay peaceful, and keep spreading theĀ bootyfulĀ message in the best, non-PC way possible. By sleeping on a butt.
Butts for all,
Team Buttress
Purveyors of Comfort, Peace, Happiness and Butts šāØ
P.S. If you havenāt secured your ownĀ big, soft, and beautiful buttĀ yet, what are you waiting for? The world needs more butt appreciation.
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