Why Loving Butts is the Secret to World Peace

Why Loving Butts is the Secret to World Peace

Happy Hump Day! šŸŽ‰


Across time, cultures, and civilizations, one thing has remained universally adored—the beauty of theĀ butt.Ā From ancient sculptures to modern-day memes, butts have captivated hearts, inspired art, and even healed souls (don’t quote us, but we’re pretty sure).

And let’s be honest—if more people trulyĀ appreciated butts openly, the world would be aĀ kinder, softer, and happierĀ place. It doesn't take a genius, a philosopher, or a wise sage to understand:Ā a nice butt is worth protecting no matter what color, nationality, religion or any other petty thing that divides us.

So thisĀ Hump Day, let’s embrace the the love of butts proudly. Let’s spread love, not war. Let’s cuddle up to the soft, supportive, and blissful feeling of aĀ beautiful butt-shaped pillow.

Stay cheeky, stay peaceful, and keep spreading theĀ bootyfulĀ message in the best, non-PC way possible. By sleeping on a butt.


Butts for all,


Team Buttress
Purveyors of Comfort, Peace, Happiness and Butts šŸ‘āœØ


P.S. If you haven’t secured your ownĀ big, soft, and beautiful buttĀ yet, what are you waiting for? The world needs more butt appreciation.

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